I am going to see the local premiere of Star Wars tonight. I confidently predict that it will be better (or worse) than this:
Spoiling Star Wars October 20, 2015
Spoiler Alert:
In this post, I will predict a big twist in Star Wars: The Force Awakens. I am confident that I am correct about this.
Sincerely, in all seriousness, read no further if you want to watch this film with a clean slate.
An Open Letter to the Galaxy March 6, 2014
The engineer who designed the first Death Star’s exhaust port tells his side of the story.
(Warning: The language is strong with this one.)
A Season Long Ago, In A League Far, Far Away… February 18, 2014
Reimagining the 32 NFL teams set in the Star Wars universe.
Star Wars Legos October 24, 2013
Lego Death Star, Lego Alderaan
“I feel a great disturbance in the feet, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.” (What I said to myself when fell down after stepping on my Legos in the dark, in fulfillment of Mother’s prophesy.)
The Dark Side January 14, 2013
Disney now owns Star Wars, and Tiffani is psyched about what this could mean for the future of the franchise. It might not be so awesome though… Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
The power to destroy a planet January 13, 2013
The white house has set up an official website to allow people to petition the government formally. Petitions that receive enough attention on the website can get an official response from the administration. One petition that gained a rapid following was
Secure resources and funding, and begin construction of a Death Star by 2016.
And it received enough attention to garner a response… and that response is hilarious.
-tiffani
He’s got a bad feeling about this December 6, 2012
“I maintain that the trash compactor onboard the Death Star in Star Wars is implausible, unworkable, and moreover, inefficient.”
This is Better than the Prequels! August 12, 2012
The Star Wars saga, retold by Amanda (based upon the bits and pieces she has seen.)
Pop Culture, From A Galaxy Far, Far Away August 8, 2012
Film posters, album covers and historic moments, remixed in Star Wars style.
“The Rhyme is strong with this one.” May 14, 2012
I’m finally cashing in on the franchise.
You can make your own openings, too.
I still like the original films better, myself.
A Star Wars Trilogy July 27, 2011
The Classic, Animated Star Wars Rap
The New, Live-Action Star Wars Rap
College Humor’s Empire State of Mind
Videos rated PG-13, and 100% Jar-Jar free
“Nooooooooooooooooooo!” May 16, 2011
If you haven’t you seen the Plinkett Star Wars movies reviews, you gotta.
If you’ve seen those, and you like Star Trek, you should see his Star Trek reviews, too. (He tears into them as only a Trekkie would or could.)
From the same source, I present to you, a 20-minute documentary on the ridiculous concluding exclamation of Star Wars: Episode III, entitled The United States of Noooo!!!
Incidentally, this fellow recently visited Eau Claire for a convention and documented that. (Skip ahead to 14:00)
Videos rated R
“I Find Your Lack Of Christmas Cheer… Disturbing.” December 25, 2010
A Star Wars Christmas
Did you know: There was an actual Star Wars Holiday Special, circa 1978?
Stuff My Sisters Will Like 