Stuff My Sisters Will Like

To Jenny, Katie and Laura, From Their Brother, Victor

#LegoBible December 8, 2015

Filed under: Catholicism,Funny,Religion,Stuff — Fr. Victor Feltes @ 8:00 am

Lego Jesus by Legozilla VBS Mosaic

Jesus said, “Which of you, having 100 white pieces, would not spend several minutes to retrieve the one lost under the couch?”

Jesus said, “The wicked shall go off to eternal torment, where the Legos on the carpet are never picked-up.”

Jesus asked the greedy Pharisees, “What do you read on this piece?” They replied, “Lego.” Jesus said, “Go, and do likewise.”

Prophesies & typologies are the 12 by 1 connectors between the Old & New Testaments.

Mary asked, “How can this be, rectangles connected with circles?” The angel replied, “Nothing shall be impossible for God.”

Jesus, Lord of Piece, have mercy on me. Mary, Queen of Piece, pray for me.

Advertisements
 

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s