Stuff My Sisters Will Like

To Jenny, Katie and Laura, From Their Brother, Victor

“Secure, Contain, Protect” June 5, 2015

Filed under: Funny,Neat,Sci-fi,Stuff — Fr. Victor Feltes @ 8:00 am

Ever heard about the clandestine and international SCP Foundation? No? That’s hardly surprising. Their mission is “to maintain normalcy, so that the worldwide civilian population can live and go on with their daily lives without fear, mistrust, or doubt in their personal beliefs, and to maintain human independence from extra-terrestrial, extra-dimensional, and other extra-normal influence.”

Here are some of my favorite entries from their case files:

  1. SCP-001: The SCP’s genesis.
  2. SCP-055: An object no one can remember.
  3. SCP-426: I am a toaster.
  4. SCP-294: A highly versatile drink vending machine.
  5. SCP-1981: A disturbing demon-possessed VHS tape of a Ronald Reagan speech.
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