Stuff My Sisters Will Like

To Jenny, Katie and Laura, From Their Brother, Victor

My 4 Favorite Riddles June 20, 2013

Filed under: Funny,Neat,Stuff — Fr. Victor Feltes @ 8:00 am

#1: How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Answer [highlight to reveal]:  Three. Open the door, put in an elephant, and close the door.

 

#2: How many steps does it take to put a giraffe into the refrigerator?

Answer:  Four. Open the door, take out the elephant, put in a giraffe, and close the door.

 

#3: The Lion King threw a party and invited all of his subjects; the monkeys, the rhinos, the hyenas, and all the other animals. All of them came except for one. Which animal did not attend the Lion King’s party?

Answer:  The giraffe in the refrigerator.

 

#4: You are walking on a safari through the jungle and you come to Crocodile Creek, the home to many deadly crocodiles. You must cross this river but there are no bridges, no boats, no swinging vines, and no river rocks for you to use. How can you safely cross Crocodile Creek?

Answer:  Swim across. All of the crocodiles are at the Lion King’s party.

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