Stuff My Sisters Will Like

To Jenny, Katie and Laura, From Their Brother, Victor

Fun Sentences May 10, 2013

Filed under: Funny,Neat,Stuff — Fr. Victor Feltes @ 8:00 am
  • The optometrist gazed upon the knockout anesthesiologist with lustful eyes and a sleeping conscience.
  • I praise and preach to raise and reach the glory of our good God.
  • Unsuccessfully progressively annihilating vocabulary’s admittedly customary spelling lengths indeed would pain one as I.
  • FACT: Nearly half of all American children have a below-average intelligence.
  • Vegans and animal rights activists, though different bananas, are from the same bunch.
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One Response to “Fun Sentences”

  1. Andrew DeKeyser Says:

    FACT: Nearly half of all American children have a below-average intelligence.

    This, of course, is not true in Lake Wobegon. As everyone knows, in Lake Wobegon, “all of the children are above average.”

    http://www.publicradio.org/columns/prairiehome/posthost/2013/04/01/the_lake_wobegon_effect.php


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