Stuff My Sisters Will Like

To Jenny, Katie and Laura, From Their Brother, Victor

Recon On Iron Man 3 May 4, 2013

Filed under: Funny,Movies,Neat,Previews,Stuff — Fr. Victor Feltes @ 8:00 am
  • Yesterday, I saw Iron Man 3, which is rated Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes (78%/83%).
  • Prediction: The 2014 Oscar for Best Picture will be won by another film.
  • You can see it for ~$8.00 tonight, or wait seven months and rent it from Redbox for ~$1.20.
  • The voice of Mandarin (the villain played by Gandhi’s Ben Kingley) channels President Richard Nixon.
  • Considering the bad guys’ technology, none of them should have facial scars.
  • The villains’ clothing seems to have been made from an asbestos-cotton blend.
  • You would think Iron Man 3 was intended to come out in December, but Christmas is just the screenwriter/director’s favorite action motif.
  • Warning: The final action scene’s harbor dock setting may generate flashbacks of The A-Team movie.
  • It’s nice to see Val Kilmer co-starring as the other villain, until you learn from the credits that it’s actually Guy Pearce.
  • The ending clip should have had Col. Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) visiting Tony Stark and Pepper. When Tony declines to “go save the world again,” Fury replies, “I didn’t come to ask you.”
  • Alternatively, the ending clip should have had a large green arm emerging from the waters below Stark mansion holding an Iron Man mask accompanied with the cry, “Hulk Suit!”

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