Stuff My Sisters Will Like

To Jenny, Katie and Laura, From Their Brother, Victor

Job Opportunites November 20, 2012

Filed under: Catholicism,Neat,Politics,Silly Studies,Stuff — Fr. Victor Feltes @ 8:00 am

Highlight to reveal the positions you could fill:

  • If you are a baptized male and willing to become a Catholic bishop, you could become the Pope of the Roman Catholic Church.
  • If you are a female between 17 and 24 years old and a resident U.S. citizen of good character and reasonably good health, you could become Miss America.
  • If you are a natural-born U.S. citizen over 35 years of age who has lived as a permanent U.S. resident for at least 14 years, you could become the President of the United States.

Plus, awards or honors you could pursue:

  • If you star in a feature-length film which opens in Los Angeles County, California this year, you could become the next Oscar winner for Best Actor or Best Actress.
  • If you live a life of heroic virtue, die Catholic, and intercede in two miracles after that, you could become a Canonized Saint.
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