“I have a confession, Vic. I like Taylor Swift. I really like her. I just think she’s everything that is great and wonderful.”
“If I ever date Taylor Swift I would relate everything to orange. I would give her orange flowers, orange love letters.. I would say “orange” instead of hello. Then if I had to break up with her, I would do it with an orange letter inside an orange. Good luck writing a song about me now Taylor!… Of course this is all assuming she is into chicks now :)”
I doubt a shining talent like Taylor Swift would be deterred by a lack of readily rhyming words. She’s made of tougher stuff than that.
Our love had no rhyme or reason,
When I met you, it was pumpkin season.
Then you sent your sour citrus, I guess you had to go,
But now when I see you, “Orange-ya gonna say, ‘Hello?'”