Stuff My Sisters Will Like

To Jenny, Katie and Laura, From Their Brother, Victor

“Does Peanut Butter Affect the Rotation of the Earth?” September 26, 2012

Filed under: Funny,Neat,Science,Stuff — Fr. Victor Feltes @ 8:00 am

This answer, co-authored by 198 PhD’s, may surprise you.

I, however, disagree with their conclusion. I don’t think they looked hard enough. In accord with a view attributed to theoretical physicist Paul Dirac, anthropologist Loren Eiseley, and the poet Francis Thompson, I say on the contrary, “Move a jar of Jif on Earth and you move the farthest star.”


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